Sunday, May 9, 2010

Con Air

"Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Directed by Simon West
 1997
Date Viewed: Sunday May 9, 2010
I do not know what possessed me to watch this movie. It was HORRIBLE. Probably one of the worst I've ever seen. Nic Cage is getting paroled and ends up on a plane with other cons who take over. First of all, supposedly these other guys are the world's worst criminals, so what ever would possess someone to put them ALL on the same plane together? They're all being transported to some new fancy ultra maximum security prison that will hold the worst of the worst, so lets put them all on a plane together with just a few prison guards... hmmm seems like a winning idea to me... not. So anyways, 2 hours, a few explosions and some insanely bad dialogue later, Nic Cage saves the day! F

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